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Not just SPAM in our news but REALLY??

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It is just a matter before we see “I'm not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I'm also a "Client" too" ads.

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I wish we could have a pool to see how far WG will take this.

I'd put five bucks on them pushing Erectile Dysfunction medication, just for the lols.

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3 hours ago, Col_NASTY said:

Not just SPAM in our news but REALLY??

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What were you expecting?

Have you paid attention to the ethical stances of WG leadership?

I'm surprised it took them this long...

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22 minutes ago, SunkCostFallacy said:

I wish we could have a pool to see how far WG will take this.

I'd put five bucks on them pushing Erectile Dysfunction medication, just for the lols.

Viagra .....

For stiffer torps??

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1 minute ago, Col_NASTY said:

Viagra .....

For stiffer torps??

Or for when you really need to keep your ship 'up'...above the waves...

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4 minutes ago, Col_NASTY said:

Viagra .....

For stiffer torps??

LOL

So, my typical introduction line for in-game chat in Random mode (when a CV is in game) is...

"Reds, may your barrels be curved, your torpedoes limp, and may your rockets and bombs detonate prematurely!"

 It usually sparks some nice all chat to fill in that down time before first contact is made.

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1 hour ago, SunkCostFallacy said:

I wish we could have a pool to see how far WG will take this.

I'd put five bucks on them pushing Erectile Dysfunction medication, just for the lols.

Can you imagine some eight year old playing his grandfather's account asking his Mom what Erectile Dysfunction is???

Oh my........that would be rich !

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I am the Grand Father and my Grandson has his own account.....now.  Although, before he did, we did play Random matches together until one night when the entire match went completely off the rails and the conversation in chat got so adult I had to chase him upstairs and my Daughter simply was straight out furious after he started asking questions.....  He's.....extremely smart and doesn't forget anything so..........I was in the Doghouse for several months.

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My Grandfather (paternal) was a WW1 veteran and the other was making the steel for the Navy (he managed furnace B at Bethlehem Steel...)  They simply never would have "wasted their time" playing videogames....  They read every night....  I guess that is where I get that from.  And, he would have kicked my butt if I used his baseball glove or clubs without permission........playing his game without permission would have been traumatic...  They were both perfectionists.......in Golf and Baseball.....  I simply admire them to this day....  BTW, my father never beat his Dad in Golf;  and, I never beat my father in Golf (even when he was 80 years old...) and I was a 2 handicap before I got blown up...  Now, I play almost one handed and I am a 15 handicap because that is what they would expect me to do...


Gosh, what I would give to have them to talk to now...........

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3 minutes ago, Asym said:

Gosh, what I would give to have them to talk to now...........

Be glad it happened.
Look forward to renewed conversations on the 'other side of the veil'.
Meantime, you can still talk to them, even if hearing their reply in real-time is out of the question.

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3 hours ago, SunkCostFallacy said:

I wish we could have a pool to see how far WG will take this.

I'd put five bucks on them pushing Erectile Dysfunction medication, just for the lols.

This will be coming to WOWS soon...

Spoiler

 

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Got a leaky boat? Buy Flex TAPE from the makers of Flex Seal! It's waterproof and can even be used underwater! We're so confident, we sawed our ship in half and repaired it only using Flex Tape! Look... no leaks! Buy Flex Tape today!

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10 hours ago, Asym said:

My Grandfather (paternal) was a WW1 veteran and the other was making the steel for the Navy (he managed furnace B at Bethlehem Steel.

Both of my grandfathers served in WW1, one in artillery (mainly) & one in signals.

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"We are pleased to announce, as part of our continuing 'Wallets Of Warships' financial collaboration event, that Wargaming Inc. is partnering with several well-known commodity producers to enable several unique events for our players to enjoy!

 

"First in these planned events will be the next Dockyard project, where you will have the chance to construct Pan-European Battleship Dolph Lundren.  This Tier 10 version of Karl XIV Johan is sure to bring a refreshing take on stagnant gameplay, and players can unlock the special Old Spice permanent camouflage for Lundren by uploading proof of purchase labels available on Old Spice products they buy in the Armoury (limited time offer...get them while they are fresh).  Finally, unique commander Flippy Hair Skywalker will be available by completing the Shameless Plug Collection, items of which will be found in the upcoming Something Smells In Denmark containers.

 

"We are so happy to bring new collaborations to our players, and can't wait to share the next events with you soon!  Really...we can't wait...our lease is up next week, so expect more tomorrow!  Hint:  I hear successful Commanders have doorcams on their cabin doors!"

 

 

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2 hours ago, Jakob Knight said:

"We are pleased to announce, as part of our continuing 'Wallets Of Warships' financial collaboration event, that Wargaming Inc. is partnering with several well-known commodity producers to enable several unique events for our players to enjoy!

 

"First in these planned events will be the next Dockyard project, where you will have the chance to construct Pan-European Battleship Dolph Lundren.  This Tier 10 version of Karl XIV Johan is sure to bring a refreshing take on stagnant gameplay, and players can unlock the special Old Spice permanent camouflage for Lundren by uploading proof of purchase labels available on Old Spice products they buy in the Armoury (limited time offer...get them while they are fresh).  Finally, unique commander Flippy Hair Skywalker will be available by completing the Shameless Plug Collection, items of which will be found in the upcoming Something Smells In Denmark containers.

 

"We are so happy to bring new collaborations to our players, and can't wait to share the next events with you soon!  Really...we can't wait...our lease is up next week, so expect more tomorrow!  Hint:  I hear successful Commanders have doorcams on their cabin doors!"

Heh.  In the survey I filled-out, this morning, I mentioned that WG/WOWs should do a collaboration with Old Spice.  
Great minds think alike?  😄 

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36 minutes ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Heh.  In the survey I filled-out, this morning, I mentioned that WG/WOWs should do a collaboration with Old Spice.  
Great minds think alike?  😄 

 

*Grabs Wolf by the shirt, a crazed look in his eyes*

 

"Do you realize what you've done??  I was only being satirical!  Now, they might actually do it!  Deodorant Rounds!  Hairspray Generators!!  AND WE MADE IT HAPPEN!!!"

 

*Runs screaming into the night*

 

 

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Captains!

Tired of seaweed growing out of control under the waterline?

Want to get back to that sleek hydrodynamic image?

Then try the WoWS edition of:
MANSCAPED©️ Official US website | Home Of The Lawn Mower® 5.0 | MANSCAPED US

 

I want to see the Dasha video for this.....
 

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1 minute ago, Lord_Slayer said:

I want to see the Dasha video for this.....

I Love this but.....

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2 hours ago, Jakob Knight said:

*Grabs Wolf by the shirt, a crazed look in his eyes*

"Do you realize what you've done??  I was only being satirical!  Now, they might actually do it!  Deodorant Rounds!  Hairspray Generators!!  AND WE MADE IT HAPPEN!!!"

*Runs screaming into the night*

 😄 

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48 minutes ago, Lord_Slayer said:

Captains!

Tired of seaweed growing out of control under the waterline?

Want to get back to that sleek hydrodynamic image?

Then try the WoWS edition of:
MANSCAPED©️ Official US website | Home Of The Lawn Mower® 5.0 | MANSCAPED US

 

I want to see the Dasha video for this.....
 

  😄 

Edited to add:  He's not Dasha Perova, but ....

Unboxing & Reviewing The Performance Package 5.0 Ultra All-In-One Grooming Kit
Auto Expert John Cadogan


 

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5 hours ago, Lord_Slayer said:

Captains!

Tired of seaweed growing out of control under the waterline?

Want to get back to that sleek hydrodynamic image?

Then try the WoWS edition of:
MANSCAPED©️ Official US website | Home Of The Lawn Mower® 5.0 | MANSCAPED US

 

I want to see the Dasha video for this.....
 

So many good ideas...surely we know someone at WG gullible enough to go for it, right?

🙂

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