Gillhunter Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You NEVER see the dust accumulating. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > No wonder men are happier. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOBTHEBALL Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 10 hours ago, Gillhunter said: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. You NEVER see the dust accumulating. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. > No wonder men are happier. Man wake up Man see pretty girl Man is happy Man has breakfast Man is happy because food good Man talk to friends Man is happy because friends are cool Man talks to family Man is happy because family is happy Man happy Man sleep and cycle repeat 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verytis Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Just wish both sides could be happy. Feels like a hard ask however. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snargfargle Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 (edited) “Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.” ―Steve Maraboli “Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” —Abraham Lincoln Edited April 15 by Snargfargle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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