We’re sending the first rat to the moon boys.

[Mordt]

I don’t know why this makes laugh every single time. 

 

Edited August 19, 2023 by Mordt

[MidnightPhoenix07]

They're going to be so disappointed when they get there and find out it isn't actually made of cheese

[Ensign Cthulhu]

I hope the rat - if it was not already found dead when launched - landed on this guy and gnawed his face off. 

My father once told me that he and one of his cousins tried to launch a cat using fireworks. When all this resulted in was burns to the cat's fur, they decided to bury it in a toolbox in the garden (ALIVE) to erase the evidence of their misdeeds. Then they had second thoughts and decided to dig the cat up and spare its life. Dad's cousin was the one who opened the box, and a blurred thing erupted out of it, left said cousin bleeding profusely, and then disappeared never to be seen again.