Assimilation malfunction - Borg Queen is a chicken

[I_cant_Swim_]

My reputation for being ruthless precedes me, in bot circles. Hurrah.

So it was a loss, this Queen's Rage battle. I had the last surviving ship and prepared for a heroic fight. Borg Queenie, though, fled the field as soon as she appeared. Honestly. I sailed around the central island trying to find her, and over the symbol showing where she was supposed to be...  no Queenie nowhere. Someone in chat was also baffled at her disappearance. The timer ticked on, a loss was clocked.

 

 

[Frostbow]

Borg Queenie was like an untouched bride on her wedding night, determined to keep her virginity. 

7 minutes ago, I_cant_Swim_ said:

Borg Queenie, though, fled the field as soon as she appeared.

 

[Ensign Cthulhu]

1 hour ago, Frostbow said:

Borg Queenie was like an untouched bride on her wedding night, determined to keep her virginity. 

 

Who the hell would willingly tap that?

(I'm not counting Picard; we all know he's got issues in this matter.)

[palestreamer]

16 minutes ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

Who the hell would willingly tap that?

(I'm not counting Picard; we all know he's got issues in this matter.)

Picard has nothing on Kirk. Kirk tapped that green bitch.

(Stolen Eddie Murphy joke).

[Ensign Cthulhu]

25 minutes ago, palestreamer said:

Picard has nothing on Kirk. Kirk tapped that green bitch.

(Stolen Eddie Murphy joke).

Yes, but would Kirk tap the Borg Queen, knowing who and what she was?

[Admiral_Karasu]

We are getting some really weird threads around this event... not that I mind...

[clammboy]

9 minutes ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

Yes, but would Kirk tap the Borg Queen, knowing who and what she was?

Hell yea tap her first kill her later. 

Edited November 29, 2024 by clammboy

[Wolfswetpaws]

This topic has introduced me to a new meaning for the phrase "Spinal Tap".  😉 

[WES_HoundDog]

17 hours ago, I_cant_Swim_ said:

 

 

Ah so that what the shield hud looks like.     My mods must break the Star trek UI and removes the shield stuffs.   I asked one time in chat how do you know how much shield you have and he said around your ship icon.   I just proceeded to play another 30 matches baffled.

[aleksi111]

17 hours ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

Yes, but would Kirk tap the Borg Queen, knowing who and what she was?

Definetively

Kirk would double-tap her

[aleksi111]

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