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That's right scrubs!  Read it and weep.  The most potato of potatoey random battle players has a winning record.  I am so much better that 50.00001% of you!  Bow down before my magnificence!

I thought I would memorialize it because, frankly, it's not going to last....

 

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Mediocre Mad Max GIF - Mediocre Mad Max Fury Road - Discover ...

 

Just kidding, couldn't resist the Mad Max reference. Congratulations on your milestone!

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2 minutes ago, Captain Slattery said:

That's right scrubs!  Read it and weep.  The most potato of potatoey random battle players has a winning record.  I am so much better that 50.00001% of you!  Bow down before my magnificence!

I thought I would memorialize it because, frankly, it's not going to last....

 

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Congratulations.  🙂 
 

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"Kor : Savor the fruit of life, my young friends. It has a sweet taste when it is fresh from the vine. ..."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0708571/characters/nm0171475?ref_=tt_cl_c_10

 

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3 minutes ago, ArIskandir said:

Mediocre Mad Max GIF - Mediocre Mad Max Fury Road - Discover ...

 

Just kidding, couldn't resist the Mad Max reference. Congratulations on your milestone!

You shall ride eternal, all shiny and chrome!  V8!

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44 minutes ago, Captain Slattery said:

You shall ride eternal, all shiny and chrome!  V8!

V8!

The ace the most important war boy bye my sun and stars GIF en GIFER - de  Nilardana

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12 minutes ago, HamptonRoads said:

Give thanks to the patron saint:

 

I have arrived!!!  I am....

White Bread!!

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1 hour ago, Captain Slattery said:

That's right scrubs!  Read it and weep.  The most potato of potatoey random battle players has a winning record.  I am so much better that 50.00001% of you!  Bow down before my magnificence!

I thought I would memorialize it because, frankly, it's not going to last....

 

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It's a fine line between pleasure and pain.

(I'm pretty sure I'm on the train to sub 50% too. I just have a slightly greater margin than you do.)

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3 hours ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

I'm pretty sure I'm on the train to sub 50% too

In EU, been there a long long time (my account that learnt the hard way). In NA, only if I keep seeing horrid MM (tho I have a bit of a cushion).

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Even more validation: 50% WR puts you at about the 55th percentile of players. 

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22 hours ago, Captain Slattery said:

That's right scrubs!  Read it and weep.  The most potato of potatoey random battle players has a winning record.  I am so much better that 50.00001% of you!  Bow down before my magnificence!

I thought I would memorialize it because, frankly, it's not going to last....

 

 

22 hours ago, Captain Slattery said:

You shall ride eternal, all shiny and chrome!  V8!

You need to chrome yourself

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Cake-Craft-Silver-Color-Spray-Cake-Decoration-Color-Spray-1-5-oz/603517544

🫵🤪 🏍️ 🎆💥🔥

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29 minutes ago, Tpaktop2_1 NA said:

Well, crap.  I clicked on the link and now Walmart is going to inundate me with cake decoration product until the end of time.  I guess that's my immortal Valhalla.  🤪

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