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Here is the "come-hither" dross (IMHO) that WG is offering:

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Here (picture from a business card my wife commissioned some time ago) is what I would prefer.

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Do you notice the difference?

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Just stop. This is at least the fourth time that you talk/post/comment about these commanders. They must have sexually aroused you in such a way that it pushed you to spend time and effort denigrating them. 

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56 minutes ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

Here is the "come-hither" dross (IMHO) that WG is offering:

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Here (picture from a business card my wife commissioned some time ago) is what I would prefer.

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Do you notice the difference?

"Do you notice the difference?"

One is blonde.  Two are brunettes.
They're all wearing bikini swimsuits.
Apparently I fail to notice the significant difference(s)?  🙂 

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1 hour ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

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Out of curiosity...
Is this business card intended to advertise swimming lesson instruction for tentacled clientele?

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12 minutes ago, Frostbow said:

Just stop. This is at least the fourth time that you talk/post/comment about these commanders. They must have sexually aroused you in such a way that it pushed you to spend time and effort denigrating them. 

Make the relevant observation or get out of the thread.

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How many times must you denigrate sexy women? Just stop. 

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I have just welcomed the two "Summer Festival" event Commanders to my Port.
Namely...
Commander Federica Estival (10 skill points, pre-existing affinity for the Pan-American Tier-1 Cruiser Hercules)
and
Commander Martina Verano (10 skill points, and a pre-existing affinity for the Spanish Tier-1 Cruiser Jupiter).

https://worldofwarships.com/en/news/sales-and-events/summer-festival-in-the-armory/
 

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1 hour ago, Frostbow said:

How many times must you denigrate sexy women? Just stop. 

You have missed the entire point.

Please refer to the counter-example I posted.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

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Sun glasses?

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I find this stuff like I do that cartoon/anime stuff. I personally don't care for it but glad it is in the game for those that do like that kind of crap. I can hide all of it so it is no skin off my nose so I don't have to look at it.  What I would prefer is a choice. Being a consumer, I find the lack of choices with these kinds of events, disturbing. We have the mechanic in the game and it is used infrequently with crap that does not matter. Not sure why Wargaming is so intent on not allowing a choice between comic book content and historical/historical adjacent content.  They could do the same thing with those weird camos they seem to like making but they don't. Overall it just makes it seem like they don't care or lack empathy with their customers. Maybe they are just painfully stupid, hard to know for certain. Could be all those things. 

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19 minutes ago, Taylor3006 said:

I find this stuff like I do that cartoon/anime stuff. I personally don't care for it but glad it is in the game for those that do like that kind of crap. I can hide all of it so it is no skin off my nose so I don't have to look at it.  What I would prefer is a choice. Being a consumer, I find the lack of choices with these kinds of events, disturbing. We have the mechanic in the game and it is used with infrequently with crap that does not matter. Not sure why Wargaming is so intent on not allowing a choice between comic book content and historical/historical adjacent content.  They could do the same thing with those weird camos they seem to like making but they don't. Overall it just makes it seem like they don't care or lack empathy with their customers. Maybe they are just painfully stupid, hard to know for certain. Could be all those things. 

Gotta be money there somewhere in this.

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50 minutes ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

Real versus fake? (lol)

Plus, the WoWs commanders may be a little chilly 🤣.

18 minutes ago, Kruzenstern said:

Those weapons!

Which ones?  Fortunately, I only see two pairs of weapons.

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3 hours ago, Ensign Cthulhu said:

Here is the "come-hither" dross (IMHO) that WG is offering:

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Here (picture from a business card my wife commissioned some time ago) is what I would prefer.

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Do you notice the difference?

One place its colder than the other  😁😆and weapons on the deck? 

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40 minutes ago, Admiral_Karasu said:

Gotta be money there somewhere in this.

You know that is exactly what I keep thinking to myself. Literally just leaving money on the table for no good reason and it would appeal to the entire player base.  People who like the cartoon stuff are happy and the people who don't like it are happy. Just do not see a downside...  

 

On a totally unrelated note, maybe it was the fluoride in water that made people stupid after all... :classic_biggrin:

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1 hour ago, Kruzenstern said:

Those weapons!

Finally someone gets it! (Hint.)

Or does he?

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1 hour ago, Tpaktop2_1 NA said:

and weapons on the deck? 

Bingo. We have an armed bookworm who's reaching for her means of counterattack. Proactive. Confident. Calm. Professional. Capable.

Meanwhile the others are like "Ooooh, Senor Kraken, your tentacles are soooooo sexy!" or maybe just "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

 

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1 hour ago, Taylor3006 said:

You know that is exactly what I keep thinking to myself. Literally just leaving money on the table for no good reason and it would appeal to the entire player base.  People who like the cartoon stuff are happy and the people who don't like it are happy. Just do not see a downside...  

 

On a totally unrelated note, maybe it was the fluoride in water that made people stupid after all... :classic_biggrin:

 

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Meanwhile, in that place known as the real world ...

 

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50756817

"Spain in drive to get women into special forces

13 December 2019
By Laurence Peter, BBC News  ..."

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Patricia Ortega became Spain's first female army general in July

"... But in July Patricia Ortega became the first woman general in Spain's armed forces.

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A Spanish woman on a Nato exercise: Spanish soldiers have served in Balkan hotspots

There have been other milestones for women in the Spanish armed forces.

 

In 2005 Lt Esther Yáñez became the first female captain of a warship - the patrol boat Laya. And in 2006 Rosa María García-Malea became Spain's first woman fighter pilot; later she joined the Patrulla Águila aerobatic team.  ..."

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50756817
 

 

 

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RISING TO LEAD: FEMALE COMMANDING OFFICERS IN LATIN AMERICA’S NAVIES
APRIL 16, 2020 WILDER ALEJANDRO SANCHEZ

"... A historical milestone was reached in Uruguay as Capitan Valeria Sorrenti became the first female commander of an Uruguayan Navy vessel. With that said, it is important to keep in mind that she is only the latest example of a growing trend. In recent years there were a number of positive “firsts” when it comes to female naval officers taking command of ships among various Latin American navies, a trend that will hopefully continue.  ..."

Full story available via this link.  https://cimsec.org/rising-to-lead-female-commanding-officers-in-latin-americas-navies/
 


 

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2 hours ago, Wolfswetpaws said:

Meanwhile, in that place known as the real world ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50756817
 

Women in command of ships has been a thing for a while now..  Not sure anyone is complaining that they are women. I can say that my time in the Navy I saw quite a few women in charge of stuff but you know what? They were not in string bikinis with their erect nipples poking thru their tops.............. 

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3 minutes ago, Taylor3006 said:

Women in command of ships has been a thing for a while now..  Not sure anyone is complaining that they are women. I can say that my time in the Navy I saw quite a few women in charge of stuff but you know what? They were not in string bikinis with their erect nipples poking thru their tops.............. 

Don't be jealous.  Go get yer own.  🙂 
Perhaps they also dabble in meteorology, in addition to wearing underwater demolition team uniforms?


The human body should be considered a work of art.  There should be no awkwardness, shame or anxiety about the nude human form or one wearing a bikini.
Yet some people persist in feeling upset about imagery which would be perfectly legal at every public beach that I'm aware of.

Body-shaming is the opposite of empowerment, in my opinion.
I feel that we should be able to treat people, and pixel versions of people, with dignity and serenity.  🙂 

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New secondary's coming for the German BBs next patch cant wait.

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I'm honestly quite curious how this can be so bothersome that you complain about it on multiple threads, yet apparently the anime girls do not bother you?  Personally, if I wanted to be offended by something like this, I'd be far more offended by the anime captains.  But captains are largely ignorable in this game unless they have a red dot showing that there are skill points that need to be assigned.

I'd rather have all of the captains in historical (or reasonable facsimiles of) military uniforms.  Have there ever been any women captains in actual, realistic naval uniforms in this game?  The Dasha captains are are probably the closest with historical costumes but they aren't anything close to a naval uniform.  Which is why they aren't that appealing to me. 

I haven't heard the voiceovers for these new captains (I think I read they have unique voiceovers), but they can't be as annoying as the anime girls.  However, some people like them and why should I care?  I don't see the captains other people are using.  I have numerous captains whose portraits don't appeal to me but they have more skill points than others so I use them.

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